2018 Hyundai Kona – $9,256 + TTL (AKA: The Official Vehicle of “Good Decisions… Eventually”)
Ever stumble out of the Speakeasy thinking, “Man… I should probably upgrade my life choices”? WELL GOOD NEWS — you don’t have to go far. Just round the Kona from the Speakeasy and BOOM … there it is, sitting proudly under the You Pick It Out Motor Co. sign like it’s been waiting on you specifically.
This Kona is:
• Sleek enough to impress your ex
• Small enough to fit in tight parking spots (unlike your last situationship)
• Reliable enough to get you to work… even when you definitely don’t feel like it
• And priced at just $9,256 + TTL, which is basically cheaper than your last weekend out
Inside, you’ve got:
• Cold A/C for those Texas summers
• A clean, comfy interior that doesn’t smell like regret
• A backup camera to help you avoid… well… repeating past mistakes
Outside:
• Sharp gray paint that says “I’ve got my life together” (even if you don’t yet)
• Stylish wheels that whisper “responsible adult energy”
• And just enough attitude to make your neighbor jealous
Location: Right where destiny happens —
16843 FM 2493, Tyler, TX
903.991.8011
Don’t overthink it. You’ve already made worse decisions.
Come grab this Kona and drive off like you planned it all along.